A wealthy rancher died, leaving his young widow with lots of money and a ranch to run.

She put an ad in the paper for a cowboy ranch hand, but only two men applied, one gay and one a drunk.  Thinking the gay man would be safer, she hired him.

The new cowboy worked long hours without complaint so the young widow decided to give the man a night off, and told him to go to town and "kick up your heels."

About 1:00 am the man returned to the ranch and found the widow waiting for him in his room, sitting by the fireplace and sipping a glass of wine.  She quietly called him over.

"Unbutton my blouse" she said.  Trembling, he did as he was told.

"Now take off my boots and pantyhose."  Again, the cowboy did as he was told, becoming more and more nervous.

"Take off my skirt," she demanded.  Quickly, he unbuttoned it and let it slip to the floor.

"Take off my bra."  Now sweating profusely, he let it too drop to the floor.

"Now" she said "take off my panties."  By the light of the fire he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said:  "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

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